In a galaxy not so far from the Deadpool cinematic universe, Ryan Reynolds has done the unthinkable: he pitched an R-rated Star Wars project to Disney. No lightsaber-slinging Merc with a Mouth, no profanity-laced Yoda spinoff (yet), just a serious—albeit bold—idea to take Star Wars storytelling somewhere deeper, darker, and maybe just a little more grown-up. On a recent episode of The Box Office podcast, Reynolds dropped this little hyperspace bomb: “I pitched to Disney, I said, ‘Why don’t we do an R-rated Star Wars property?’ It doesn’t have to be overt, A+ characters. There’s a wide range of characters you could use.” In typical Ryan Reynolds fashion, it wasn’t about shock value. It was about emotion. He pitched the R rating as “a Trojan horse for emotion,” not just for dropping F-bombs in front of droids. And honestly? That’s probably the most Ryan Reynolds way to describe it. Not… 734q5r
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Andor might be all about hiding in the shadows, sneaking past surveillance, and dismantling empires—but right now, the show is stepping into the spotlight. That’s right: the critically acclaimed Star Wars series is officially in the running at the National Television Awards (NTA) in the UK. So if you’ve ever shouted “This is peak Star Wars!” while watching Mon Mothma out-politic her enemies or Luthen Rael monologue like he’s in a Shakespearean tragedy set in space, this is your moment. Time to put your mouse where your mouth is and vote. Wait, What Are the National Television Awards? The NTAs are one of the UK’s most beloved viewer-voted awards shows. Think of them as the BAFTAs’ cooler, less posh cousin—the one who actually asks what people at home are watching and loving. Unlike awards voted on by committees in dark rooms with expensive coffee, the NTAs are decided by the…
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The Battlefront Awakens: Could the Original Devs Really Return? It’s the kind of tweet that sends a ripple through the Force—and the internet. In a recent article from TheGamer, an original Star Wars Battlefront developer casually tossed out the idea of reuniting the old team to make Battlefront 3. You know, no big deal—just the spiritual sequel to one of the most beloved multiplayer Star Wars games of all time. Naturally, that sparked more excitement than a Death Star trench run. But is this just nostalgic wishful thinking, or could it actually lead to a real Battlefront 3 from the original crew? Let’s break it down—blaster bolt by blaster bolt. “Let’s Get the Gang Back Together” The tweet in question came from Michael Giampa, a developer who worked on the original Battlefront games back in the early 2000s. In response to the ongoing Battlefront 3 buzz (which has been very…
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On This Day in Battlefront History: The Siege of Kamino Update Grab your clone armor and ready the voice wheel—today marks six years since the Star Wars Battlefront II Siege of Kamino update dropped. Originally released in May 2019, this update wasn’t just another patch—it was a full-blown quality-of-life glow-up wrapped in a Republic-era nostalgia trip. While it may not have introduced a new hero or broken the game with wild balance changes, Siege of Kamino quietly became one of the most impactful updates DICE ever released for the game. And honestly? It still holds up as a blueprint for how to keep a multiplayer shooter fun, fresh, and just a bit chaotic. Welcome to Kamino: Now With More Laser Fire Let’s start with the headline: Kamino was added to Capital Supremacy mode. If you ever wanted to relive the Clone Wars rain-drenched madness with 20 AI teammates at your…
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A Hero Rises (From the Steam Charts): Star Wars Battlefront II Strikes Back If you’ve noticed more blaster fire than usual in your galactic neighborhood, it’s not just you—Star Wars Battlefront II is suddenly hotter than Mustafar’s vacation packages. The 2017 shooter from DICE is experiencing a full-blown resurrection, with Steam numbers climbing and nostalgia firing on all cylinders. And now, it’s not just the community making noise. Muhannad Ben Amor, a.k.a. Wilmon Paak from Andor, has officially ed the call for a new Star Wars Battlefront 3. That’s right: an actual Star Wars rebel is demanding reinforcements. Let’s unpack what’s going on, and whether a third installment could really be around the corner—or if we’re just waving glowsticks in the dark. From Andor to Assault: Wilmon Paak Wants Battlefront 3 Actor Muhannad Ben Amor posted to Instagram that he’s sunk 469 hours into Battlefront II—which is either impressive dedication…
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So… How Long Did Boba Fett Actually Marinate in the Sarlacc? We’ve all had rough mornings, but Boba Fett’s might take the cake: one minute you’re chasing bounties in cool armor, the next you’re being swallowed by a sand monster that digests you over a thousand years. Classic Tatooine problems. But here’s the real question: how long was Boba Fett actually stuck in the Sarlacc Pit? Thanks to The Book of Boba Fett, Return of the Jedi, and a little timeline detective work, we’ve got an answer. Spoiler: it’s not a thousand years. But it probably felt like it. Let’s break it down (without getting pulled into the Pit ourselves). What Star Wars Canon Tells Us According to current canon—thanks to The Book of Boba Fett on Disney+—Boba Fett was inside the Sarlacc for several days. Maybe a week, tops. Here’s what we know: Judging by the condition of his…
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Nothing disrupts the criminal underworld like a glitchy contract. Ubisoft just rolled out Hotfix 6.1 for Star Wars Outlaws, and while it’s not the flashiest update in the galaxy, it’s a much-needed patch for players tired of watching job offers mysteriously vanish or missions fail just because they dared to save the game. The nerve, right? If your galactic hustle’s been stalled by unreliable brokers and contracts that collapse faster than a stormtrooper’s aim under pressure, this update is aimed squarely at you. Let’s break it down. Contract Woes, Be Gone Hotfix 6.1 goes straight to the heart of a recurring issue: jobs offered by certain brokers would become mysteriously unavailable after a while. One minute you’re gearing up to smuggle spice or intercept a shady deal, the next… crickets. Ubisoft has now stabilized the system so these contracts don’t suddenly ghost you mid-playthrough. This should make the Outer Rim…
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What happens when one of the most iconic voices in cinematic history ends up in a video game—not through recording sessions, but through artificial intelligence? Apparently, it causes more than just echoes through the Force. It leads to union action, controversy, and a deeper debate about what it means to be “human” in the age of AI. Let’s talk about Fortnite, Darth Vader, and why SAG-AFTRA just filed a complaint that’s making as much noise as Vader’s breathing. Darth Vader Talks in Fortnite—But It’s Not James Earl Jones Yes, Fortnite brought back Darth Vader in one of its recent updates. But this time, the Sith Lord isn’t just stomping around with a lightsaber and force-pulling loot. Players could actually talk to him—and he talked back. In full Vader voice. The twist? That voice wasn’t recorded in a studio by James Earl Jones, the legendary actor who made Vader’s voice unforgettable….
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Jar Jar Binks. Love him or hate him, there’s no denying that this bumbling Gungan from Otoh Gunga has left a lasting mark on the galaxy. But there’s one question that’s probably floated through your mind at some point between his chaotic Senate speeches and surprisingly effective political maneuvers: How old is Grand Jar Jar Binks? To answer that, we need to take a little dip into the swamps of Naboo and sift through Gungan history, political chaos, and, of course, a fair bit of clumsiness. Jar Jar’s Early Years – The Swamps of Naboo Jar Jar Binks was born on Naboo around 52 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin). That’s right, this floppy-eared Gungan was hopping around the swamps long before the Trade Federation decided to take its tax problems to the next level. When we first meet Jar Jar in The Phantom Menace, the year is 32 BBY,…
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Long speculated in fan theories as a secret Sith mastermind, Jar Jar Binks has now officially donned the dark robes in Fortnite’s latest Star Wars crossover. The introduction of Darth Jar Jar isn’t just a mere skin—it’s a full embrace of one of the most outrageous yet enduring fan theories in Star Wars history. Was he always lurking in the shadows, orchestrating chaos with a clumsy facade? Fortnite seems to think so, and now you can step into those oversized Gungan feet to find out. Darth Jar Jar comes equipped with a sinister new look: flowing Sith robes, menacing red eyes, and—because this is Fortnite after all—a customizable lightsaber that looks oddly well-balanced in his hands. For anyone who’s ever joked about his hidden power, this is the ultimate wink from Epic Games. Unlocking the Dark Side: XP Requirements To wield the power of Darth Jar Jar, players must first…
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When it comes to explosive gameplay, RC-1262, better known as Scorch, is about to shake things up in Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes. This tanky Dark Side Clone Trooper s the Empire’s roster with a toolkit designed for pure devastation and, naturally, a touch of pyrotechnics. If you’ve been waiting to bolster your Dark Side Clone squad, Scorch is exactly the kind of heavy hitter you need. Who is RC-1262 ‘Scorch’? Originally introduced in Republic Commando as the demolitions expert of Delta Squad, Scorch has had quite the journey through Star Wars lore. He made a cameo with his squad in The Clone Wars and showed up as a leader of the Tantiss Base security detail in The Bad Batch. Now, he’s been reimagined for SWGOH as the perfect tank to lead Dark Side Clone Troopers into battle. Key Attributes: Bulwark is reminiscent of Reinforced Hull for ships, granting massive…
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If there’s one person in the galaxy who knew how to enforce order with a side of terror, it’s Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin. The guy had the authority to blow up planets and still managed to keep his uniform impeccably pressed. But behind that chillingly calm demeanor and perfectly sculpted cheekbones lies a question: How old was Grand Moff Tarkin? Let’s journey back through the Imperial archives and dig up the timeline of the Empire’s most efficient bureaucrat (and occasional planetary exterminator). Tarkin’s Early Years – A Childhood on Eriadu Wilhuff Tarkin was born on the Outer Rim planet of Eriadu in 64 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin). If you’re doing the math, that means by the time of A New Hope, Tarkin was a sprightly 64 years old. Not bad for a guy who spent most of his time staring down Darth Vader without flinching. Growing up on…
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There’s nothing like a bit of fear to keep the local systems in line—especially when Grand Moff Tarkin is calling the shots. The latest update to Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes brings a host of improvements to Tarkin’s abilities, making him a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield, particularly when teamed up with the newly introduced Dark Side Clone Troopers. If you were wondering what this means for your 3v3 GAC strategy, let’s just say you might want to reconsider leaving Tarkin on the sidelines. Tarkin Gets a New Look: Special Damage and Synergy Overhaul One of the most notable changes is that all of Tarkin’s abilities now deal Special damage, moving away from the mix of Physical and Special that previously defined his kit. This makes his damage more predictable and allows for better scaling with Potency, which—spoiler alert—gets a massive boost in this rework. His Basic…
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🌟 A Pop-Up Experience Like No Other This June, Disney is set to unveil a limited-time pop-up store at Westfield White City in London. This isn’t just a store; it’s an immersive experience designed to captivate visitors of all ages. The store will feature daily opening ceremonies, sculpted icons of beloved Disney characters, and enchanting in-store designs, including a prominent Tinker Bell motif. 365 Retail 🛍️ Exclusive Merchandise Awaits Shoppers can look forward to exclusive merchandise tied to the newly released live-action Lilo & Stitch film, alongside Disney’s full summer collection. From themed towels and swimwear to apparel that captures the spirit of your favorite stories, there’s something for everyone. 🎉 Special Events and Surprises While details are still under wraps, Disney has hinted at a “special magical moment” to celebrate the store’s opening. Given Disney’s flair for the dramatic, visitors can anticipate an unforgettable experience that goes beyond shopping….
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The long wait is finally coming to an end. Pre-orders for the Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) Remake are now live, and it’s safe to say that excitement levels are approaching Death Star explosion levels. If you’ve been dreaming of diving back into the galaxy’s grittiest, Force-infused role-playing game, now is your chance. A Classic Reborn When the original KOTOR launched back in 2003, it set the standard for Star Wars RPGs. It wasn’t just a game—it was an experience. Epic choices, lightsaber battles, and one of the best plot twists in gaming history made it an instant classic. Now, with the remake officially on the horizon, it’s like getting the Millennium Falcon back with a shiny new hyperdrive. The remake promises not just updated graphics, but a complete overhaul. We’re talking rebuilt environments, enhanced combat mechanics, and dialogue trees that might actually reflect your inner Sith…
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It’s been nine years since EA first announced Star Wars Battlefront II, promising content from the ‘new movies’ and a release just around the corner. The excitement was palpable—after all, this was the sequel to one of the most iconic Star Wars games ever made. But did it live up to the hype? Let’s take a trip down memory lane and see how that ambitious announcement shaped up. A Bold Announcement Back in 2016, EA made waves by confirming Star Wars Battlefront II would feature not only content from the Original and Prequel trilogies but also from the new movies. At the time, that meant The Force Awakens and the The Last Jedi. For Star Wars enthusiasts, this was the ultimate selling point—battles on Jakku, fights with Kylo Ren, and maybe even a chance to take down the First Order on Starkiller Base. The trailer dropped with epic visuals,…
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Andor Season 2 is not just back—it’s soaring. The latest season of the gritty Star Wars series is making waves across streaming charts, racking up massive ratings and proving once again that a slow-burn rebellion can be just as thrilling as a lightsaber duel. If you’ve been keeping tabs on Cassian Andor’s journey, you already know the stakes have never been higher. Andor’s Chart-Topping Success Despite initial skepticism during its first season, Andor has cemented itself as one of the most gripping Star Wars stories on Disney+. Season 2 has taken that momentum and sprinted with it, landing at the top of multiple streaming charts. According to recent reports, Andor is outperforming even some of Disney’s biggest releases, showing that a well-crafted narrative can sometimes overshadow even the flashiest CGI. In fact, the show’s deep dive into galactic politics, rebellion strategy, and ground-level espionage is hitting all the right notes….
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If you’ve watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, you know Galen Erso is the man behind the Empire’s most controversial architecture project—The Death Star. He’s the guy who took “work from home” to a whole new level, building planet-destroying superweapons while sending secret messages to his daughter through Imperial databases. But while we know his role in galactic history, one question remains: How old was Galen Erso? Galen Erso’s Early Life: A Scholar in a War-Torn Galaxy To understand Galen’s age, we need to roll back the holocron a bit. Galen was born around 57 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin) on the planet Grange. His early years were defined by his insatiable curiosity and scientific prowess, which caught the attention of the Republic and, later, the Empire. He studied as a scientist specializing in kyber crystal research, which—spoiler alert—isn’t just for lightsabers. Kyber crystals are the backbone of…
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Ah, Galen Erso. The man who somehow managed to design the most feared weapon in the galaxy with a built-in ‘Oops!’ button. If you’ve ever watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Galen’s death was a key turning point in the film, but it’s more than just a plot device—it’s a moment that ties together the moral conflict and sacrifices that define the Star Wars saga. The Man Behind the Death Star Before we get into the “how,” let’s touch on the “who.” Galen Erso was an Imperial scientist—well, reluctantly so. His expertise in energy and kyber crystals made him the perfect candidate to design the Death Star’s superlaser. But Galen wasn’t your typical mad scientist; he was more of a reluctant genius held against his will. Imagine being forced to build the universe’s largest gun while wishing you were back home making…
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Saw Gerrera is one of the most influential rebel fighters in the Star Wars universe. First introduced in The Clone Wars, he went on to appear in Rebels, Jedi: Fallen Order, and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. His radical approach to fighting the Empire set him apart from the likes of Mon Mothma and Bail Organa, cementing his reputation as the original “extremist” in the Rebel Alliance. But how old is Saw Gerrera during all these events? Let’s track his age across the galaxy’s most defining moments. 🍼 Saw Gerrera’s Birth and Early Life Saw Gerrera was born on Onderon around 52 BBY (Before the Battle of Yavin). This would place him slightly older than Anakin Skywalker, who was born in 41 BBY. Saw grew up on Onderon, a jungle-heavy planet often caught in political strife, which would later become the perfect training ground for his rebellion. He was…
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The Galactic grind is back, and it’s bringing all the chaos, mayhem, and shiny loot you could want. From May 6 to June 2, SWTOR’s Galactic Seasons 8: “Rising Powers” has unleashed a fresh set of objectives to keep you planet-hopping and boss-smashing all across the galaxy. Whether you’re the kind of player who loves toppling Republic and Imperial guard droids on Alderaan or you just like seeing those Conquest points rack up, there’s something for everyone. Let’s break down each week and see what kind of trouble you can get into—because who needs a peaceful stroll across Balmorra, right? Week 9: May 6th – May 12th Welcome to Week 9, where Conquest Points are your best friend and ancient enemies are begging for a rematch. This week, you’ll be racking up 25,000 Personal Conquest Points daily and aiming for a whopping 200,000 across your Legacy for the week. Hey,…
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Bungie has announced that Destiny 2’s expansion, Renegades, is set to release on December 2, 2025. This expansion is inspired by the Star Wars universe, aiming to blend Destiny’s gameplay with elements reminiscent of the iconic sci-fi franchise. 🚀 Destiny 2: Renegades – A Star Wars-Inspired Expansion Renegades is described as a definitive Destiny 2 expansion that integrates themes and elements inspired by Star Wars. While specific details are limited, the expansion is expected to introduce new characters, activities, and mechanics that merge the storytelling and gameplay of Destiny with the aesthetics of Star Wars. According to Bungie, Renegades will continue the narrative of the Fate Saga, offering a unique experience that pays homage to Star Wars while maintaining the core essence of Destiny’s universe. The collaboration with Lucasfilm Games suggests a deeper integration of Star Wars themes into the Destiny 2 world. 🗓️ Key Dates to 🎮…
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Cue the music, light the sabers, and maybe cancel your weekend plans—because Amazon Luna and Prime Gaming just pulled a fast one for May the 4th. And by “fast one,” we mean they’ve made three Star Wars games absolutely free to play for Prime . Yes, completely free. As in, zero credits, no podracing wagers, no deal with Jabba required. This May the 4th, anyone with a Prime hip can to Amazon Luna and immediately jump into a galaxy far, far away—with Jedi acrobatics, LEGO slapstick, and Clone Wars chaos all bundled into a streaming-friendly experience. Let’s break down the three games you can start playing today, why each one is worth your time, and how to get started faster than a TIE fighter in a trench run. 🎮 What Free Star Wars Games Are Available on Amazon Luna? 🌌 Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order This is the big…
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It’s May the 4th season again, and you know what that means—time for lightsabers, nostalgia, and unexpected free stuff. This year, the Epic Games Store is bringing the Force (and a whole lot of bricks) with a limited-time deal that’s hard to ignore: LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is completely free. No credits required. No haggling with Watto. Just a simple click and boom—you’ve got one of the most charming and chaotic Star Wars video game experiences of all time, permanently in your game library. The catch? It’s only available until May 5, 2025, at 11:00 AM ET. So if you’ve ever wanted to see Darth Vader slip on a banana peel, now’s the time. 🧱 What Is LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga? If the words “LEGO,” “Star Wars,” and “space combat with slapstick humor” bring a warm smile to your face, then congratulations—you’re already the target audience….