Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Teaser 1qxq

Generally speaking, the idea of a teaser trailer for a porn film quite frankly occurs to me as something like putting wheels on an ice-cream. Entirely unnecessary. Because all you need to push in order to sell delicious filth to me is the fact that there’s boobs in it. There, simple, Sold! 301v5y

But with porn parody like nothing that has come before. Pun completely intended.
So here it is, a month before release – the official teaser trailer...

Rember also to check out the interview we did with Grand Moff Tarkin aka Eli Cross